AISubs v3.7
- Hello, I'm Toshimitsu! - Toshimitsu!
- Have you ever gone out to eat? - Of course we have!
How do you order your own food?
- We look at the menu... - Somehow we go in...
- And say, "Can we have this?" - That's right.
But when you eat with friends...
You keep thinking, "What should I do? This looks good, too."
But when you see people say, "This is hard to throw away, too,"
- Don't you think, "Die!"? - "Die!" I don't think so!
- You say it too much. - I say it too much, but...
- "Can you hurry up?" - If you can do it, you want to do it smoothly, right?
This time, we're going to show you how to do it in a blink of an eye.
- We have two kinds of food this time. - Yes.
From now on, we're only going to show you the actual food for five seconds.
Choose the one that looks good in those five seconds and order it.
- See? - Then we'll let you eat it.
- We've eaten good food before. - Yeah.
- There's a possibility that either one is good. - That's what you think, right?
So this time, we've made you look bad if you make a mistake in your order.
- Why? - Why?
- Why are you doing that? - Why?
- Should I not ask you that? - You should not ask me that!
(LOL)
- One of them is really bad. - Yes.
- There's a chef sitting in the back. - You're the chef, apparently.
- You're the worst. - Hey, don't kiss a local woman.
(LOL)
But his food is...
Since it looks so unique and sweet,
- even for just five seconds, you'll say, "Oh, it's shimayu." - Yes.
- It's easy. - So, this time...
"It's a hit" side of you will also say "oh."
We didn't make it look bad on purpose,
but it doesn't look very good.
But it tastes good.
And you'll say "oh" when you see it.
But as usual, you'll say "oh" when you see shimayu.
In other words, it looks bad and it looks bad.
- But you can tell just by looking at it. - I see.
So for five seconds, you'll choose a dish that's not shimayu and eat it deliciously.
So if you can do that, you'll say "oh" just by eating delicious food?
- That's right. - I'm happy about that.
- It's one in two. - Okay.
- There are three of them. - Three...
I'm scared!
By the way, we also thought it'd be okay.
We thought we made a mistake the moment it came.
We thought we'd make it look like it was easy if we tried to make shimayu look bad.
We thought we might have failed, so we asked Poon.
- Poon chose two out of the three. - What?!
- Really?! - That's scary!
That's a little scary.
Anyway, we're hungry now.
- Let's choose a dish. - Okay.
- It's shimayu, right? Let's focus. - Yes.
Where should we put shimayu?
It's starting to smell good!
Oh, right! Everyone, the flowers...
- Can you close your eyes? - I'm sorry, my face changed.
- Now, you two, please open your eyes. - Okay.
- Eh, what is it? - It's okay, right?
- If you look at the camera, the left side is A and the right side is B. - Ah, okay.
- By the way, you know, you two are enemies. - Well, yeah.
- We're not allies. - Yeah, we can't talk to you, so...
- Just rely on your own eyes and decide. - Okay.
- Here we go. - Okay.
- Five seconds. - Five...
- Ready... - Go!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five!
Oh, no!
This is the worst!
This is disgusting!
Oh, no!
- It doesn't look good in the first place, so I don't know! - Yeah.
- It's bad to use juice. - Juice is bad.
But one of them is definitely good, right?
- One of them is made by you, Ryo. - Yes.
- Ah, Ryo made it.
- Was it good? - It was good.
- I ate a lot of it. - Ah, that's good for your nose.
- Yes. - Yes.
Eh, but you know, there's something like...
It's definitely this one!
But is it really different?
"But it's this one!" You know, like that.
- No, I really don't know which one it is. - Oh, really?
And one of them is definitely this one.
- Hmm, well... - It doesn't look good.
Okay, so A and B.
The two of you choose which one and shout it out loud.
- Let's go. - Okay.
One, two...
- B! - B!
- Uwah! - Uwah!
- You look like you're in trouble! - I know!
That's why I don't know!
Wait a minute...
- I don't have confidence in myself, so it doesn't sound good. - No, but B is...
For B, I think there's a chance it's some kind of yellowtail.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- For me, it's like... - Yeah.
- It looks like it's being tossed around. - Yeah.
- For me, it's like white cheese that I don't know what it is. - Yeah.
- When you two eat katsuobushi... - Yeah.
- By the way... - Yeah.
I thought I should say this first, but...
The correct answer is...
Well, it's something delicious, but...
It's dessert.
- Huh? Huh? Huh? - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Wait a minute!
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- Huh? Huh? Huh? - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- What's going on right now? - It's impossible, right?
- Okay, you two, take that A and B cards... - If you do...
- And eat the one you chose without thinking. - Yes.
- Ready, set... - Okay.
- Tada! - I'll eat it!
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
Did you do it?
- Ugghhh! - Oh!
- Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Ugghhh! - Wait a minute!
- Which one of you is eating too much? - Which one of you is eating too much?
- It's delicious! It's delicious! - You're eating food you don't know what it is!
- I thought it was really bad! - The one who ate it should do a gut pose!
- I can't eat it without thinking about it! - Eat it!
- Why am I the one who made it? - Huh?
- Because this is... - Huh?
- This is a dessert... - Huh?
- Is this black sesame pudding? - It's definitely got tequila in it!
- Huh? - Oh! It's delicious!
It's Dio's cooking time!
What I'm going to make is a dessert!
First of all, this is black sesame.
Black doesn't look delicious, so I'll put it in there for now.
I'll add milk little by little to this.
And I'll add granulated sugar little by little here.
And finally, I'll add gelatin here.
I'll put it in.
And I'm cooling it down with this ice-filled water.
Until it thickens.
And I'll put this in a bowl.
Okay, wait!
And I'm going to make a sauce that doesn't look good.
Water, granulated sugar, soy sauce, mirin, potato starch.
Okay, I'll put this in the microwave and thicken it.
And finally, I'm going to make a caramelized banana.
Wait!
When the sugar melts, add butter here and mix the cinnamon well.
And here's a banana.
Okay, it's all hardened.
This was black sesame pudding.
I'm going to serve it up now.
Ta-da!
And I'm going to add coconuts to make it look worse.
And I'll scoop it up.
How is it?
Doesn't it look a little gross?
I feel like it's suspicious, but it's done!
I'm going to have Shibayu make a dish that looks like this.
Shibayu will make a dish that looks like this.
First of all, this dish.
This dish has something like a finger on a black lump.
What is it?
I can't feel my appetite, can I?
I think this black thing underneath is a carnivorous beetle.
I think so.
First of all...
Well, carnivores can eat.
I'll put it on like this.
I really don't know what this finger is.
I'll go with mochi this time.
I have to color mochi.
I'll put black oolong tea in mochi.
This is strawberry.
This is plum wine.
I'll put a little more.
This is a dish.
I'm thinking about it while I'm serving it.
This is the same.
This looks like Despoir.
I think this is delicious as black.
Black is the strongest.
I'll put a little soup in mochi.
I don't care about my finger.
It's not so bad as it is.
It's not good at all.
I have to eat mochi with vinegar.
I might add flavor later, but for now, it's done.
Yes.
What are you doing?
This is sweet.
There is no blood here.
It's not blood.
Oh, it's a banana.
Hey, don't eat it.
I hate it when bananas become desserts.
This is black sesame pudding, isn't it?
That's black sesame pudding with mitarashi sauce.
It's delicious!
Oh, that's good.
Mr. Batesa has removed it, so please eat as much as you have removed it.
By the way, chef, what is this dish?
This is off-bitazuke-bokju.
It's not food, is it?
Are you kidding me?
What is it? It's not bonito flakes, is it?
This is...
What?
Fish scales.
What?
Because there is dust in it.
You can eat mochi normally.
Wow, it's mochi, but it's not good.
If you say it's good, let's move on to the next question.
Don't make me eat bokju.
I only colored it and threw it away.
What do you mean?
Oh, it's delicious!
I really want to eat it with a bowl.
Oh, it's slimy!
Why are you doing this?
Are you okay, chef?
I'm relieved and it's over.
Don't squeeze bokju on the desk.
Now, we've prepared the second item, so please open it.
Yes!
Ah, well, it's a bowl!
A bowl is bad!
It's over, really!
Wow!
Tengera is over!
How do you know by just the shape of the bowl and the tableware?
It's over!
It's bad, isn't it?
I'm pretty sick of it, really.
And I'm really hungry, I haven't eaten in a while.
You're dying!
Well, let's go for five seconds with our noses clogged.
Yes!
Ready, go!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
This is...
I'd rather believe it's this one!
Oh!
By the way, what did you have?
Carrot.
Oh!
Seaweed.
Oh!
But it looked like a transparent plate.
No way!
Now, please say it with a crappy voice the way you want to eat it.
Okay.
Ready, go!
A!
Tengera is A and Soshi is B.
This is bad!
Seriously!
This one looks like a baby's vomit.
That's true.
No, it's not a baby's vomit.
It's a plate.
But it was too transparent.
You know a lot of little things, don't you?
Yeah, there's a lot of ingredients.
It looked like a dish.
But B was too transparent and dry.
It looked like a mess.
That's right, there was no B.
No, wait a minute.
But I copied it.
If you send me this picture and it's this one, I'm a little worried because it's too dry.
Now, please eat the one you chose before you say it.
Now, eat up!
Eat up! Eat up!
Thank you for the meal!
It's hard!
I did it!
Hi, I'm Yumemaru.
Today, I'm going to make Tochigi's local dish, "Shimo-tsukare".
"Shimo-tsukare" looks pretty grotesque.
I'm sorry for Tochigi people, but...
There was a famous dish that looked like vomit, so I'd like to make it this time.
Is it okay? I'll put it in.
It's easy to do.
Put radish and carrot in a shape.
It looks like this.
Wow, it smells good.
It looks like carrot juice.
It's hot!
Can it really be like this?
Put it on low heat.
It looks like a dish Shibayu made when he was playful.
It looks like this.
It's been simmering for about 15 minutes since I put it in.
It's been simmering for a while, so I'd like to melt sake kasu.
I'd like to melt about this much miso.
It smells really good.
I'd like to taste it.
It's not that good.
Yumemaru's part of making delicious food that looks bad is over!
I'm glad I did it well.
The next dish is a mysterious soup.
This is it.
First of all, the base is definitely pork.
But I've already bought carrots and other important ingredients that you can see.
I'll start with what I can see.
Wow, I want a carrot.
It's super delicious.
First of all, I'll put in various things.
Carrot.
I put in a lot of carrots.
I put in some nuka.
You can eat nuka.
Caramel flavor.
Boil it for a while.
Finally, I put in canned jelly.
And it's done.
Someone asked me to buy canned jelly.
And I made it.
It looks really bad.
Now.
I'll put in a banana.
I'm sleepy.
This is complete.
What is this?
First of all, from Mr. Tetsuya, what is it?
It is a Kyoto cuisine of Kochigi called "shimotsukare".
It contains salmon.
It looks delicious.
I see.
And what about you, Mr. Toshimi?
What is it?
It looks like a shaved ice I made up.
You don't make up a shaved ice, do you?
Not really.
The basic base of this is pilkul with nuka.
It tastes like pilkul.
So it's delicious.
Then it's okay.
I like it.
Pilkul is delicious.
What is this transparent plate?
It's a canteen.
This is a canteen.
Didn't you put a transparent plate in it?
I didn't put it in it.
Please eat it to some extent.
Yes.
There is another banana in it.
Damn it.
I like this kind of banana.
Did you put it in from time to time?
I'm sure there is a banana I used today.
Is this an egg?
Is it an egg?
Yes, it's an egg.
You made it this morning, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Don't you remember?
I've forgotten a lot.
I think it's better to buy it than to eat it raw.
I think this one doesn't fit.
Are you sure?
Okay, that's it.
I'm ready.
I'll eat it.
Please open your eyes.
It's white rice.
I'll eat it like a bowl of rice.
It's not good.
It's not bad.
Then I'll eat it.
Get ready.
Start.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
I can't move.
It's over.
I lost it.
I lost my memory.
I can't see either of them.
There may be a pattern of hitting both of them.
Please vote for A or B.
Let's vote.
One, two, three!
A!
What are you talking about?
Are you sure you want to eat it?
I'm telling you.
By the way, what were the characteristics of A and NECHA?
A was like a dish.
It was brownish.
B was too yellow.
It was like a toy or a paint.
I couldn't understand the ingredients of B.
I thought it was chicken.
And I thought spice curry was blue.
This time, it's a big meal.
Please write down the dishes you chose.
Please eat.
One, two, three!
It's hot!
It's delicious!
Well, I'm in trouble.
I've only made things that look delicious so far,
To be honest, there aren't many things that look bad.
I don't know what the other two are doing,
Among the things I've eaten so far,
Wow, this looks really bad!
I'm going to simplify it a little and submit it as it is.
You may be surprised, but my mother is there.
I once had my mother eat rice.
At that time, it was my favorite rice.
When I think back on it, it looked terrible.
That's what I just made.
It contains chicken, cabbage and corn.
I think it was like boiling it with milk and seasoning it with miso.
So in the end, it's a color you can't say anything about.
From the time I made it for my mother,
I deliberately cut the ingredients into small pieces.
After all, it looks delicious when it's lumpy.
I don't think the other team should say, "Well, it's delicious."
I think it should be a little delicious.
Well, I think this is the limit.
Next is this.
This is normal, isn't it?
Something with chicken, cabbage and corn.
I'll make it like this.
And chicken.
And there's a sauce like this sesame sauce.
When I think about what this sesame sauce is,
I'll leave it.
I'll put it in.
Tabasco jalapeno sauce.
I'll apply this.
Yes, that's about it.
The power of corn.
The color is...
Look.
Raw ginger.
And a little pickle.
And I'll heat it up for a while.
He has a brain!
Shut up!
What is this color?
It's yellow!
What is this?
It's seasoned with milk and miso.
It's creamy and delicious.
And you, Shibai-san.
Me?
I'm an idol with yellow hair.
I melted azuki beans.
Really?
But it doesn't smell like azuki beans at all.
It smells like vinegar and acid.
What is this color?
It's a color like "ukon no tsukara".
It's delicious.
But it's bad.
It's worse than I thought.
I'm used to this reaction.
It's hard.
I can't believe it.
It's spicy!
I'm glad.
I thought anyone would know what it is at a glance.
You're right.
You're too good at filming.
I've been doing it for nine years.
I can't tell you.
I really wanted to guess it.
I think you've seen each other's pain this time.
Even though it's not good,
if you haven't decided on other people's orders yet,
you might say, "I'll push it for now."
If you do that, you might end up like this.
Well, it's not like that,
but when you go out of the restaurant, it's usually delicious,
so let's wait for other people to decide.
Also, look at the picture carefully.
It may be important to choose slowly.
Then, one of two?
One is two.
Why did you write it three times?
Then I'll get it all wrong.
So, finally,
let's say "gochisosama" with a melo-melo voice and end this video.
I'm sorry.